Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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