i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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