dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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