Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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