'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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