You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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