I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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