Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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