do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
there is puke in my bra ... again
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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