The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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