we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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