All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
