Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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