I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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