ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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