I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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