How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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