Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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