every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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