you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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