idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Come share oat with me in your robe
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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