The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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