drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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