That's intense
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So vagazzling was a success
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