I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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