oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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