he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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