I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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