We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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