its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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