So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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