Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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