So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
