Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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