I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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