Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
