Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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