You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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