So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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