Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
PANTIES FOUND
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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