I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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