That's intense
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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