We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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