I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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