I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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