North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
NoShamevember. You game?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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