Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish I could teleport
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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