Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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