have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
MIDGETS
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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