he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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