my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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