She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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