Sponge bath it is.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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