his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
