they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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