There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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