I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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