the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just found a bag of teeth...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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