Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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